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ravendisplayedMessage from Brother Railgun of Infinite Patience:
Nekkid, I decided to walk to the nearest Hello, Deli! for lunch. Outside is indeed still beautiful and I head some birds on the way. At the same time I came across two things that should be brought up in committee for the jihad.
1) There are nice, but seemingly unused, sidewalks almost the entire way. Before reaching the deli I passed in front of a large health care building (Cardinal Health) with a nice xeriscaped display around their sign. It had a smaller sign on it that said "Please stay off the landscaping" right next to a flagstone path. I continued down the path, but it abruptly ended at a large lawn with a small "Please stay off the grass" sign. Looking around there were no paths across the lawn, and no way to get to the deli with walking on the grass, which I did, but received several dirty looks from the people who work at the building. I would like to pass this onto the Committee for Creative Public Beautification, with a recommendation of some poetic terrorism, such as laying down a flagstone path through the lawn.
2) I arrived at the deli at the same time as a quite attractive professionally dressed Hispanic woman, driving an immaculately clean black H2 with perfectly shined chrome wheels and running boards. My conversation with her went something like this:
"So, do you really need something that large to get around Albuquerque?"
"Well, no, but we do sometimes go off roading..."
I glance down at the shiny black tires and see none of the scratches that come from actual dirt.
"Really? In this thing?"
"I mean, we went to Moab once..."
I glance down at the shiny, scratch free running boards sitting not more than four inches off the ground.
"Enjoy the trails?"
"Er, yes..."
"Well, have a nice lunch. By the way, you might want to move as you've managed to park a foot into the handicapped spot."
I would like to pass this on to the Committee for Financial Aquisition, with a recommendation that H2 drivers be sought out for semi-involuntary contributions, as they have a lot of money (or at least credit), but not much upstairs.
On an only sort of related note, Hello, Deli! has rather large and quite good salads.
Nekkid, I decided to walk to the nearest Hello, Deli! for lunch. Outside is indeed still beautiful and I head some birds on the way. At the same time I came across two things that should be brought up in committee for the jihad.
1) There are nice, but seemingly unused, sidewalks almost the entire way. Before reaching the deli I passed in front of a large health care building (Cardinal Health) with a nice xeriscaped display around their sign. It had a smaller sign on it that said "Please stay off the landscaping" right next to a flagstone path. I continued down the path, but it abruptly ended at a large lawn with a small "Please stay off the grass" sign. Looking around there were no paths across the lawn, and no way to get to the deli with walking on the grass, which I did, but received several dirty looks from the people who work at the building. I would like to pass this onto the Committee for Creative Public Beautification, with a recommendation of some poetic terrorism, such as laying down a flagstone path through the lawn.
2) I arrived at the deli at the same time as a quite attractive professionally dressed Hispanic woman, driving an immaculately clean black H2 with perfectly shined chrome wheels and running boards. My conversation with her went something like this:
"So, do you really need something that large to get around Albuquerque?"
"Well, no, but we do sometimes go off roading..."
I glance down at the shiny black tires and see none of the scratches that come from actual dirt.
"Really? In this thing?"
"I mean, we went to Moab once..."
I glance down at the shiny, scratch free running boards sitting not more than four inches off the ground.
"Enjoy the trails?"
"Er, yes..."
"Well, have a nice lunch. By the way, you might want to move as you've managed to park a foot into the handicapped spot."
I would like to pass this on to the Committee for Financial Aquisition, with a recommendation that H2 drivers be sought out for semi-involuntary contributions, as they have a lot of money (or at least credit), but not much upstairs.
On an only sort of related note, Hello, Deli! has rather large and quite good salads.