Avast! Things are afoot!

In case ye scurvy dogs have misplaced your head, I be here to remind ye that tonight there will be a party at my place. We will be showin' whatever Netflix has been sittin' around my deck for too long, and celebratin' the arrival of some mates from up north. I'll start taking ye on board at around 7PM, but feel free to show up late or early, we'll just put ye to work scrubbin' the poop deck.

On the morrow eve we will be taking a large boardin' party downtown to celebrate the 21st birthday of that lovely wench sonnet24, and the end of semester for all the saucy maids in nursin' school. We'll have good men with clear minds to take you down and back, so meet at my house around 8PM, as we'll be leaving by 9.