All together now

Two of the funniest sounding words in the English language are boobies and pants. Seriously. Say them out loud, forcefully, proudly.

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No really, try it. We can start with pants if it makes you feel better. Remember to get a really hard P sound.
One the count of three: One, two, three
PANTS!!!
PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!


See? wasn't that fun?


Now lets try boobies. Say it fairly quickly, in a slightly higher than normal pitch, but then draw out the ies at the end a bit
Again, on the count of three: One, two, three
Boobies!!!!
Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

See what I mean?



One day I was doing this and sacra_imbri came up with the idea that Boobies and Pants would be a really great name for a superhero duo. I don't really know what they would do or fight, but wouldn't they have such great catch phrases?
"Quick - To the Pantsmobile"
or, better yet
"Nothing can out race the Boobiecycle"


I bought two pairs of pants today.