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ravendisplayed) wrote2004-03-25 04:32 pm
ravendisplayed) wrote2004-03-25 04:32 pm
Nifty sigs
And now, since I have a while before I need to go do work, here are some nifty sigs I have found on the Megatokyo forums.
"...and then I'll rip out your entrails and dangle them from a tree that is to be chosen at a later date," Rumsfeld said.
"But that doesn't answer my question about the quagmire in Iraq," the reporter responded.
"I'm the new phenomenon, like white girls with ass." - Ludacris
"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them"
If you know what's good for you, you won't click on my banner.
One day soon, I want to go to a Star Wars picture and shout, "FIRE!" I expect YOU to be the man that starts that fire. -late Marcus McCaffery, good friend.
"u" is not a word, you damn AOL bastard children! Neither is "ne1/neone", "ur", "b4", or any of that other crap you tools put out. This isn't fucking IM. It IS physically possible for you to type whole words out.
Fuku is like spandex; it's a privelige, not a right.
Nihilism: Kicking your ass since 1879
Whoever knows he is deep, strives for clarity; whoever would like to appear deep to the crowd, strives for obscurity. For the crowd considers anything deep if only it cannot see to the bottom: the crowd is so timid and afraid of going into the water.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain. And they usually do" -Benjamin Franklin
"What’s the point of being grown-up if you can’t be childish sometimes?" - The Doctor
'This man is the bee's knees Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is,I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect in the western world.'
-Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
"The truth is like the sky in winter. the clearer it is, the colder things get." -my little sister
Do not debate time paradoxes with physics majors, for they are subtle and quick to anger...
And moreover, I am pissed that people are actually spending valuable time quibbling over this issue. Really, they should just go mow some lawns or something.
(By the way, I am female)
"Real men eat food that felt pain before it died. " - Eastman
The only wasted bandwidth is unused bandwidth. That and HTML in email.
"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), 3rd US President, Democrat
"It is the common failing of totalitarian regimes that they cannot really understand the nature of our democracy. They mistake dissent for disloyalty. They mistake restlessness for a rejection of policy. They mistake a few committees for a country. They misjudge individual speeches for public policy." (Answering North Vietnamese charge that US could not endure)
-- Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-73), 36th US President, Democrat
"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it."
-- Richard Lamm, Governor of Colorado
*Physics is my language go screw up your own
*1000 by 1000 matix no problem the beowulf can handle it
"...and then I'll rip out your entrails and dangle them from a tree that is to be chosen at a later date," Rumsfeld said.
"But that doesn't answer my question about the quagmire in Iraq," the reporter responded.
"I'm the new phenomenon, like white girls with ass." - Ludacris
"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them"
If you know what's good for you, you won't click on my banner.
One day soon, I want to go to a Star Wars picture and shout, "FIRE!" I expect YOU to be the man that starts that fire. -late Marcus McCaffery, good friend.
"u" is not a word, you damn AOL bastard children! Neither is "ne1/neone", "ur", "b4", or any of that other crap you tools put out. This isn't fucking IM. It IS physically possible for you to type whole words out.
Fuku is like spandex; it's a privelige, not a right.
Nihilism: Kicking your ass since 1879
Whoever knows he is deep, strives for clarity; whoever would like to appear deep to the crowd, strives for obscurity. For the crowd considers anything deep if only it cannot see to the bottom: the crowd is so timid and afraid of going into the water.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain. And they usually do" -Benjamin Franklin
"What’s the point of being grown-up if you can’t be childish sometimes?" - The Doctor
'This man is the bee's knees Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is,I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect in the western world.'
-Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
"The truth is like the sky in winter. the clearer it is, the colder things get." -my little sister
Do not debate time paradoxes with physics majors, for they are subtle and quick to anger...
And moreover, I am pissed that people are actually spending valuable time quibbling over this issue. Really, they should just go mow some lawns or something.
(By the way, I am female)
"Real men eat food that felt pain before it died. " - Eastman
The only wasted bandwidth is unused bandwidth. That and HTML in email.
"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), 3rd US President, Democrat
"It is the common failing of totalitarian regimes that they cannot really understand the nature of our democracy. They mistake dissent for disloyalty. They mistake restlessness for a rejection of policy. They mistake a few committees for a country. They misjudge individual speeches for public policy." (Answering North Vietnamese charge that US could not endure)
-- Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-73), 36th US President, Democrat
"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it."
-- Richard Lamm, Governor of Colorado
*Physics is my language go screw up your own
*1000 by 1000 matix no problem the beowulf can handle it